初一搞笑英语小品~~!(快!急啊)~

初一搞笑英语小品~~!(快!急啊)~
初一搞笑英语小品~~!(快!急啊)~

初一搞笑英语小品~~!(快!急啊)~
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters:X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1,O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1,W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu,a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers.D is examining their wounds.)
D:Good evening,everyone.
Ws:( Together) Good evening,Dr Li.
D:Hello,let me examine you.
W1:I鈥檓 all right.There鈥檚 no need to do so.( W1 is about to fall down.)
D:(Helps him up) Your leg discloses you!Let me have a look.Ah,it鈥檚 going worse.Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1:No,it isn鈥檛 necessary.There is little medicine left.Go to look after that young man.He has a high
fever.He seems fainted.
D:( Takes W2鈥檚 temperature.) So he has!He needs an injection but we have none.Feed him these last three pills with warm water.What else can I do?There鈥檚 no medicine left.
W3:Don鈥檛 worry,Doctor.I am young and strong.I am all tight now.I鈥檒l go and buy some medicine.
D:No,you are not all right.Your leg will bleed when you move.Lie down and have a good rest.
W4:So you can let me go .I can run very fast.The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then,Xiao Fei comes in.)
X:Be quiet everybody.You must have a good rest.This is order,you know.
W1:But there鈥檚 no medicine left.
X:That鈥檚 why I鈥檓 here.I鈥檝e come to fetch the list .I鈥檒l go to town to buy medicine.
D:Have you got any money?
X:No.
D:( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you.Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X:No,I can鈥檛 take it ,because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago.It mustn鈥檛 go to other people鈥檚 hands.
D:But how can you get the medicine without money?
X:Don鈥檛 worry.I鈥檒l manage.Goodbye.
D and Ws:Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman.He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field,he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W:Help!Help!
H:You needn鈥檛 cry.There鈥檚 nobody else here.Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W:You Japanese spy!No one will marry you.
H:Otherwise I鈥檒l kill you!( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist .They start a fight.Finally,H knocks W down.Just then X arrives)
X:Stop!Don鈥檛 bully Chinese woman!
H:It鈥檚 none of your business!Go away.
X:I would rather stop you.( H raises his gun towards X.X kicks it away.They begin a fight.W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H鈥檚 leg.X knocks H down)
X:(To W) Quick!Help me tie him up.
W:You are bleeding.Let me do first aid.
X:It doesn鈥檛 matter.Pull him into the corn fields.
H:Please spare my life.I won鈥檛 do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X:Don鈥檛 do that.If the Japanese hear the shot,they鈥檒l come.
H:Thank you,sir.But please let me go.
X:Let you go?You鈥檒l continue to kill and bully Chinese!( X puts his socks into H鈥檚 mouth.) Wait here .And lend me your pass and bike.Don鈥檛 try to run away.(They go down.)
Scene 3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town.He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2:Stop!Show me your pass.
X:Here you are!
J1 & J2:( After reading it.) Hi!Salute.( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S:Who鈥檚 it?
X:It鈥檚 me,a customer.
S:(To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1:come in,please.You are the only customer for these days.
S:What can I do far you?
X:( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine.Here is the list.
S:Oh,so much medicine!Do you have enough money?
X:We鈥檒l send you the money in a few days鈥 time.Quick,this is order.( Shows him his gun.)
S:All right!All right!
S:( To O1) Quick!Give him the medicine
O1:All right .( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X:I have to go now.Bye-bye.
S:( To O1) Quick!Close the door.
O1:All right.( He closes it.)
S:( Makes a telephone call.) Hi!This is No1 Medicine Shop.Just now,a man came in and took a lot of medicine away.Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army .Stop him,quick!
( X rides his bike fast.Soon he arrives at the gate,J1 is receiving a phone call.J2 signs him to stop.X rides towards him and knocks him out.J1 begins to short at him.Soon he arrives at a bridge,where two soldiers stand .X kills them with two shots.A crowd of soldiers rush towards him.He run into the corn field.H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3:Oh,here he is!
js:(Together) Don鈥檛 move!Hands up!
H:I鈥檓 sorry.I鈥檓 not Eighth -----
J4:Tie him up.( They tie him up and beat him.)
H:Ouch!I belong to Japanese army.
J5:Don鈥檛 listen to him.He鈥檚 lying.Put him in our car.Let鈥檚 go.(They go down.)
X:(X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street.He meets some Japanese and fights them.He kills some of them and enters a lane.Finally he arrives at the temple.D and Ws come to welcome him)
D:Here comes our hero.
Ws:Congratulations.
X:Thank you,everybody.
( The end )