英语Conversation我们小组最近要做一个3分钟长的英语对话,4个人（2男2女）但是没材料,请大家谁给一个对话啊,3分钟限时.要搞笑点的,别太死板.

英语Conversation我们小组最近要做一个3分钟长的英语对话,4个人（2男2女）但是没材料,请大家谁给一个对话啊,3分钟限时.要搞笑点的,别太死板.
英语Conversation
我们小组最近要做一个3分钟长的英语对话,4个人（2男2女）但是没材料,请大家谁给一个对话啊,3分钟限时.要搞笑点的,别太死板.

英语Conversation我们小组最近要做一个3分钟长的英语对话,4个人（2男2女）但是没材料,请大家谁给一个对话啊,3分钟限时.要搞笑点的,别太死板.
Sherlock:Thank you Billy.
(Sit down,take off clothes)
Sherlock:22 Northumberland Street.Keep your eyes on it.
Watson:He’s not going to ring the doorbell.He’d need to be mad.
Sherlock:He has killed four people.
Watson:OK.
Angelo :Sherlock!Anything on the menu,whatever you want,free.On the house,for you and for your date.
Sherlock:Do you want to eat?
Watson:I’m not his date.
Angelo :This man got me off a murder charge.
Sherlock:This is Angelo.Three years ago I successfully proved to Lestrade at the time of a particularly vicious triple murder that Angelo was in different part of town house-breaking.\
A:He clear my name.
Sherlock:I cleared it a bit.Anything happening opposite?
Watson:Nothing.
A:But for this man,I’d have gone to prison.
S:You did go to prison.
A:I’ll get a candle for the table.It’s more romantic.
W:I’m not his date!
(Put something on the desk…)
S:You may as well eat.We might have a long wait.
Angelo gives a candle.
W:Thanks.
(A second…)
W:People don’t have arch-enemies.
S:I’m sorry?
W:In real life.There are no arch-enemies in real life.Doesn’t happen.
S:Doesn’t it?Sounds a bit dull.
W:So who did I meet?
S:What do real people have,then,in their… “real lifes”?
W:Friends?People they know,people they like,people they don’t like… Girlfriends,boyfriends.
S:Yes,well,as I was saying- dull.
W:You don’t have girlfriend,then.
S:Girlfriend?No,not really my area.
W:Oh,right.Do you have a… boyfriend?Which is fine,by the way..
S:I know it’s fine.
W:So you’ve got a boyfriend then.
S:No.
W:Right.Ok.You’re unattached.Just like me.Fine.Good.
S:John,erm… I think you should knoe that I consider myself married to my work,and while I’m flattered,but I’m really not looking for any…
W:I’m… not asking.No.I’m just saying,it’s all fine.
S:Good.Thank you.
(S Look throws the window…)
S:Look across the street.Taxi,it’s stopped.Nobody getting in,and nobody getting out.Why a taxi?Oh,that’s clever.Is it clever?Why is it clever?
W:That’s him.
S:Don’t satre.
W:Oow,you’re staring.
S:We can’t both stare.
这是新福尔摩斯里面的对话,额,如果要四个人的话自己加个旁白吧