英语翻译下周该小妹我英文演讲了,无奈我那点儿可怜的英文底子实在没脸见人,所以,麻烦诸位GGJJ,帮妹妹我把下面这两段话翻译成英文吧.妹妹我知道这里藏龙卧虎,所以期待神仙GG、神仙JJ们

英语翻译下周该小妹我英文演讲了,无奈我那点儿可怜的英文底子实在没脸见人,所以,麻烦诸位GGJJ,帮妹妹我把下面这两段话翻译成英文吧.妹妹我知道这里藏龙卧虎,所以期待神仙GG、神仙JJ们
英语翻译
下周该小妹我英文演讲了,无奈我那点儿可怜的英文底子实在没脸见人,所以,麻烦诸位GGJJ,帮妹妹我把下面这两段话翻译成英文吧.妹妹我知道这里藏龙卧虎,所以期待神仙GG、神仙JJ们的“译作”,好让我也能在台上露露脸,劳驾诸位尽快帮帮忙吧,我还得把GGJJ们的大作“烂熟于心”呢,小妹先在此叩谢了,要翻译的两段话如下：
当你有一天成为球迷的时候,你会发现生活在悄悄的不可思议的发生变化.就像足球一样变成了黑白两色,有球赛的周末是明亮的白色,没有球赛的日子几乎是沉闷的黑色.甚至你的心也变成了黑白两色.当一个球员将球射入球门的时候,你的心刹那间一片喜悦和光明；当某个球员在场上白忙活了90分钟讪讪走下场的时候,你的心随之陷入一片黑暗中.当我看见他们在看台上为心爱的球队摇旗呐喊时,我愿变做他们手中的旗帜；当我看见他们为一个射失的球而痛心疾首时,我愿变成那个足球,拐一个弯再飞进球门中………
做了球迷的人,既不会苦闷,也不会迷惘.因为他的心恰好容下一个足球,因为他等待的球赛能准时开哨.不像政客容易在竞选中落败；不像商人容易在名利场上上当受骗；不像学者容易在科研中患上美尼尔氏综合症.当这个世界变的越来越纤弱,越来越苍白的时候,足球给了你最后的冲撞和力量；当人们习惯以车代步,出入电梯的时候,足球给了你最后的奔跑和力量；当你在生活中困境重重,头脑发胀的时候,足球给了你最简单的胜,平,负三种结果,就像哲学教会你思考自己的处境和生活.
不要翻译软件弄出来的东西,翻译软件我也有...英文好的球迷高手们帮帮忙吧

英语翻译下周该小妹我英文演讲了,无奈我那点儿可怜的英文底子实在没脸见人,所以,麻烦诸位GGJJ,帮妹妹我把下面这两段话翻译成英文吧.妹妹我知道这里藏龙卧虎,所以期待神仙GG、神仙JJ们
Oneday when you become a soccer fan,you will find that living is incrediably changing little by little.Similar to the black and white color that the soccer ball is having,the weekend that match took place is white,those days without match are black as depression.Even your heart would change into the black and white color eventurally.When a player scores a goal,your heart suddenly being fullfilled with happiness,joy and light; When the game ends that no player had score any point,walk down the field pointlessly,your heart follows it shrink to the darkness.When I saw they waving their support team's flag,I wish to bacome the flag my self；When I saw they miss a perfect opptunity and regret I wish to become that soccer ball,turn around and back to the goal agian.
The ones who be the soccer fan,will not boring,neither will confuse.For in their heart it is exactly the size to contain the soccer ball,for he waited the match to starting on the exctly moment expacted.Unlike politicians fails the election;；Unlike businessman being fraud by fake fame and glory；Unlike scholars easy to suffer from American Neil's syndrome on scientific research.
When the world becoming more and more slim and fragile,more and more pale,the soccer has given you the last collision and strength；When people are more used to drive instead of walking,in and out of the life,the soccer has given you the last running and
strength; When you are facing dozens of trouble,having a headache,
the soccer has given you the simplest winning,drawing and losing three result,just as a philosophy lesson being thought to hot to ponder over the environment and living.
说一下感想,我是睡不着才胡乱过来翻的
这个东西很不服和英文逻辑
要扣题没扣题,开头总结都没有.总之就这样了,可能犯了几个低级错误
要是追求完美的话你就得重写先

When you become football fan one day, you will find and live it in silent inconceivable changing. Have turned into black-and-white two colors just like soccer, bright and white on weekend when there i...

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When you become football fan one day, you will find and live it in silent inconceivable changing. Have turned into black-and-white two colors just like soccer, bright and white on weekend when there is the match, the day without match is oppressive and black. Even your heart has turned into black-and-white two colors. When a sportsman kicked the ball into the goal, heart a scene of happinesses and brightness in a flash of yours; When a certain sportsman is busy oneself to no purpose to mock and go down the field on the field in 90 minutes alive, in your heart thereupon falls into very darkly. When I see them carrying the banner and cheering for the loved team on the stand, I wish to become to make the flag in their hand; When I see them for a lost ball bitterly, I wish to turn into that soccer, turn round and fly into the goal again ………
Have become a person of the football fan, will not be depressed, will not be perplexed either. Because heart of him happen, hold next soccer, because the match that he waits for can start in the sentry post on time. As politician easy in run for, decline, frustrate; Not as the businessman is easy have dust thrown into the eyes on Vanity Fair; As scholar easy to suffer from American Neil's syndrome of scientific research. When what this world changes is more and more slim and fragile, more and more pale, the soccer has given you the last collision and strength; When the habits of people are ridden instead of walk by the car, come in and go out in the lift, the soccer has given you the last running and strength; When you are in life the predicament is very heavy, the head swells, the soccer has given you simplest winning, flat, shoulder three kinds of results, just as philosophy teaches you how to ponder over one's own situation and life ......

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