英语笑话带翻译 短一些

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英语笑话带翻译 短一些
英语笑话带翻译 短一些

英语笑话带翻译 短一些
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow".
老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行."
Mother:Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom:I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇瓶子了
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
杰克:当然应该了.
汤姆:为什么?
杰克:否则他就该跟我借了.