我需要在班上讲~大概要三到五分钟!因为我要背下来~还要保证大部分同学能听懂!在这儿先谢谢各位哥哥姐姐了!

我需要在班上讲~大概要三到五分钟!因为我要背下来~还要保证大部分同学能听懂!在这儿先谢谢各位哥哥姐姐了!
我需要在班上讲~大概要三到五分钟!
因为我要背下来~还要保证大部分同学能听懂!
在这儿先谢谢各位哥哥姐姐了!

我需要在班上讲~大概要三到五分钟!因为我要背下来~还要保证大部分同学能听懂!在这儿先谢谢各位哥哥姐姐了!
一个moved story.
A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting
for him at the door. "Daddy,may I ask you a questIon ?" "Yeah, sure, what
is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour? " " If you
must know, I make $20 an hour."" Oh,"the little boy replied, with his head
down, looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10" the father
was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some
money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed." The little boy quietly went to
his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so,the man
had calmed down. And started to think. Maybe there was something he
really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask for money
very often. The man went to the door of the iIttle boy's room and opened
the door."Are you asleep, son?" he asked. "no daddy," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier." said the man,
"Here's the $10 you asked for." the little boy sat straight up, smiling.
"Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he
pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already
had money, started to get angry agaIn. The little boy slowly counted out
his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money?
Is you already have some ?" the father asked. "Because I didn't have
enough, but now I do. "the little boy repiied, "Daddy , I have $20 now.
Can I buy an hour of your time ?Please come home early tomorrow.
I would like to have dinner with you."

Three girls died and went to Heaven one day. God let the girls in under one condition, that they cannot step on any ducks in Heaven. God told them that if they stepped on a duck, they would be tied ...

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Three girls died and went to Heaven one day. God let the girls in under one condition, that they cannot step on any ducks in Heaven. God told them that if they stepped on a duck, they would be tied to the ugliest guy in heaven.
Couple days past and the three girls were walking around Heaven enjoying themselves when suddenly one of the girl stepped on a duck. QUACK!! the duck yells.. and BOOM, an ugly guy appeared, tied to the girl who stepped on the duck.
The two girls started laughing at their unfortunate friend when suddenly, another girl carelessly stepped on another duck. QUACK!! and then BOOM again, another ugly guy appeared tied to this second girl.
A week later, the two girls with their new ugly guy friends saw their third friend tied to this handsome, cute, gorgeous looking guy. The two girls ran quickly up their friend asking how did she get tied to such a nice looking guy. The girl replied, "he stepped on a duck..."
~*Rookie*~

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just do it!
刚才干它.

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startl...

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A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

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