求有趣的英语小短文5篇以上

求有趣的英语小短文5篇以上
求有趣的英语小短文5篇以上

求有趣的英语小短文5篇以上
这里有几个英语小短文,
1.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2.Do You Know My Work?
One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work,” said the other．
“What is your work?”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh!” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：
你知道我是干什么的吗?
一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来.
两个人站在外面,看着大火.
“在我出来之前,”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱.人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的.如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬.所以我把所能找到的钞票都拿走了.没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷.”
“你不知道我是干什么的.”另一个说.
“你是干什么的?”
“我是警察.”
“噢!”第一个人喊了一声,灵机一动,说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道.”警察说.
“我是个作家.我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事.”
3.
Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?
Freddie:I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother:That's a very nice thing to do.Who was fighting?
Freddie:Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?
妈妈：你做的对,谁和谁在打架.
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯.
4.
Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
杰克：当然应该了.
汤姆：为什么?
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了.
5.
Mother:Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom:I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
汤姆：我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
6.
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return,I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house,I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said,'Mom's here?'
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵.当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃.”
我丈夫抬头看了看,说：“妈妈来了?”

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